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As Minerva McGonagall, your strict facade is complimented by a warm heart, and you always do what is for the greater good.

I love how Draco and Voldemort are at the bottom, yet my Hermy-ness is totally at the top. Does that mean I am a rule-sy genius???
ER...guess so?

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As Minerva McGonagall, your strict facade is complimented by a warm heart, and you always do what is for the greater good.

Here's wishing everyone a very, very Happy Leap Day! Bear in mind this baby won't be along for four years...anyone born today? Hope nots!

Peaches,

Anya

Title: This New World, chapter 1/?
Author:</a></a>aprils_smile
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, or corny pickup lines.
Summary: James and Lily don’t get married. Harry Potter is born under strange circumstances. The Boy Who Lived becomes the Boy Who Was Born. WIP.
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Chapter 1

Yes, by soon I meant a couple of minutes!

Title: This New World, chapter 1/?
Author:</a></a>aprils_smile
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, or corny pickup lines.
Summary: James and Lily don’t get married. Harry Potter is born under strange circumstances. The Boy Who Lived becomes the Boy Who Was Born. WIP.
Link:



Chapter 1

My how-many-countries-can-I-name-in-five-minutes widget is dead! !!!

With the New Year, I have posted a New Year Meme!

Does anyone here even READ Mediator fics? Because I've got a new one in process, as well as an FP one.

Awright, this my new Harry/Pansy fic called SOLACE! Under an lj cut, because I'm badass like that. :)


I think I'm becoming one of those people who listen to dark music. And that really pisses me off. Because I LOVE my Britney, and my BsB, and my Hilary, but, The Used? Up till a few months ago, I didn't know what the hell the Used was? Eeek--maybe I'm becoming....EMO??? God forbid!

Peaches,

Anya

This made me laugh so hard I was like, LITERALLY about to pee myself...especially the one to the far left! Heh. Has anyone else been bitten by the Christmas bug? Cuz now I can't wait to wrap prezzies and sing carols, and all that crap...These scare me to death. Really...


Happy Holidays!

Peaches,

Anya

It's Christmas and the goose is getting fat! 

As well as, apparently, Jamie Lynn Spears, Lily Allen, Jessica Alba, Christina Aguilera, Halle Berry, the list goes on of....PREGNANT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZOMG I was looking through Msn articles (like I do everyday) and I scroll to see 16-Year-Old JLS pregnant. Me: WTF??? Isn't she that Zoey101 star? I absolutely cannot stand the promiscuity of teenagers these days. And apparently her mom was really supportive, and all I could think of was, err, Britney 2 much??? But anyways, guess that's just how life goes. still though.... JL??? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. (Don't even get me started on Lily Allen. That just bothers me. And have you seen her boyfriend, Ed Simons? Ew.) 

Peaches,

Anya

ahem:

p.S., jamie lynn is PREGNANT??????????????? WTF?

SBA's and mail merge are to be the death of me, I swear...you can help me out by reading my drabble however!!!

P.S...in a duel between Narcissa/Bella...who do you think would win? Cuz I think Cissa, but Bella's kinda aggressive so....

I've got the makings of a drabble in my head, but anyways, I'm going to upload SkeleGro tomorrow, if my scanner does not fail me, and THEN "it's so pretty" will be revealed!

Mwahahahaha!

P.S., my drabble is Umbridge-centric. I KNOW! Quelle Horreur and Double Merde! It's craptastic, yet funny, even at 45 words just now.

Peaches,

Anya

I drew this absolutely horrible (and not necessarily because it had wrong proportions, an eye where there's supposed to be a foot, etc) picture of a woman drowning her baby, whose face looks like Nicholas Cage's in Ghost Rider....when he's the effing GHOST RIDER...and my piano teacher says "Is very prettty!"

Me: WTF????

The baby is an effing skeleton wrapped up in swaddling clothes (ah, the irony), and the mother is staring off into space--a dazed expression on her face as she trumps off l'il SkeleGro into the OCEAN???

And I get a, "Is so pretty?"

The world is reallllyyy gay, if that is pretty. Either that or my teacher is realllllyyyy blind.

Anyhoo,

Peaches,

Anya

I've got History and English to be doing--whoopsidaisy! Got my CSEC's to worry about (grumble, grumble) and feeling like a real, errr, crapcrapcrapcraphead. And that made no sense, but hey it's 10:05, suuuuee me!

I have joined the ranks of those forced to do SBA's. They are already storm-clouding me, and I haven't yet started. On the OTHER hand...this may become my And The World is Cliched to me site... see here to read chapters 1-5. Or, I may create a Freeweb, even though I have NO HMTL talent, at all. 

OK, a little fact about ATW:

I am IN LOVE with it. I have only received 5 reviews, and as much as I love my reviewers...even Honeylips, I still feel...weird? Hmm.

On the plus side...everyone's read Eclipse, haven't they? I loved the Bella/Jacob! Bellward--oh, just go die, already Ed.

Didn't mean it! 

Anyways,

peaches,

Anyer

For one thing, exams are extremely pissing me off right now. I have them in a few days, and I HAVE NOT started studying... :P

For another....I'm going to hell. Don't worry, according to a Mr. Micah Armstrong we ALL are going to hell. Have you ever done any of the below? Don't worry, you're damned for (life? or death?) a very long time.

Reasons include:
Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking
Guitar Playing
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage
Showing Bellybuttons
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Showing Their Elbows
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Girls Wearing Miniskirts
Being Blonde
Being Fat
Cursing
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
Being Selfish
Playing Sports
Women Working
Watching BET
Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
Believing in Evolution
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future

Don't Worry. Hell is Going to be a Party. Based on Micah’s prediction Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Martin Luther King are already there.

Sound familiar? These are personally my favourites:

Kill all Catholics! 

Blondes must die!

You own a pet? You PLAN on sinning???? All you Christian Bands, and Gangsta rap-listeners....going to hell! Associating with Hollywood--judging people, SHOWING KNEES AND ELBOWS???? Of all the unhealthy skin-reveal!!!

Well, I can only say one thing:

I'm meeting Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Bob and Tupac down there.

Thank god for air conditioning.

Peaches,

Anya

has anyone tasted the Tropical flavour!!! SEXY!!! Also, BTW I am currently in love with somebody who I like to call animex/speedos. Hazel eyes, delicious swimmer's body, relatively smart...mm!! I am so in love!!!

SIgned:

Anya

I swear, if I get one more science project, I am going to blow my bloody top. Does anyone really care whether the Kuko and Bako company have the same formula? I don't think so! All my fanfics are providing me with no inspiration. I really feel like grumbling.